So you see your favorite god player, and you look up to him like "damn I wish that was me". Little do you know, that can be you if you just follow my tutorial on how to improve your zs skills. This extreme training will make a zs pro out of anybody. All you have to do is follow Kyle's 5 easy steps!
Step 1: -Play on a school owned chromebook
Step 2: -Be around the age of 10
Step 3: -Miss every parkour jump
Step 4: -Get muted everyday
Step 5: -Join team BOI
And there you have it. With these steps, anybody can be a pro. You just have to believe in yourself
I speak as a spokesperson for the chromebooker group. We feel utterly offended by your enlittling messages and surely we wouldn't let this pass without taking actions against it. Unbeknownst to you, we have plotted a full-on war against the new blood community. In a few months from now, our numbers will consist over more than 90% of the server. The normal, so called "OG Players" will leave the server more and more and we will take over. You may contact us through the number 112, or via email. chromesomepic@gmail.com - if digital contact is not possible you may contact us physically by visiting us at our location
8397DE, Chromestreet, Chromeville District, Barbados With greetings from the Owner of Boi
As a person who is in the category "Miss every parkour jump" i would like to say (as a whole) we feel very very very offended. Just because our playing skill is better than yours, doesn't mean you get to come at our necks. Now we kindly ask you to remove that step. If it is not removed in 24 hours, then we will kindly sue you and your steps. Now I ask you again to kindly remove it. If you need to contact a person about this then there is no one you can talk to. Thank you for listening and I will be checking up on this issue.
This is exactly the right steps of becoming a noob. I follow these steps daily in prorun and course maps and somehow I end up becoming second dead or last one standing